lamelohan:

people who listen to one song from an artist and call themselves a “diehard fan”image

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

black-nata:

when something you blacklisted shows up on your dash anyway

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